Go getchaw serious read on. Highly recommended. Pretty NSFW (not least for a disturbing anecdote) but then, who follows me that reads from W anyway?
[Things I’ve always found funny: I saw a link once that was labeled as “NSFW, even if your W is really, really bad”. Still makes me giggle.]
How to fuck a comedian:
Make no demands. Never assume you’re going to be taken out anywhere. You only ‘end up’ places like two bruised fruit in a bin. Do not get too cutesy with the jokes, the spotlight is already small enough. You should make sure you can devote 15 minutes to revering Bill…
Natasha VC (Blogging pin up? Tumblr sensation? “That Mad Men chick”? She does good work, follow already) departs from her usual terrain, to discuss fucking. Wonderfully one of the notes/comments claims that there are, in fact, some comedians in the world who are GOOD at relationships. So there you go.
are wet dreams as gross as they sound?
Hah. What? Look. Let’s. Not talk about that here. Whoever you are lowercase anony you seem to have a lot of male anatomy related questions and while I am sad that the education system in this country has let you down, I’ll gladly discuss this matter with you in private. Whoever you are, contact me elsewhere.
MEANWHILE: A True Story. One time I was off primary school ill when I was, I don’t know, let’s say 8ish, and I was laying on a sofa downstairs watching TV at 10am and managed to hit a block of Channel 4’s educational programming for teachers to tape and show to their kids, and by fantastic coincidence it was Sex Ed Day for Channel 4. The episode aimed at my age group featured a huge crowd of kids partaking in a running race, with the word “SPERM” on their t-shirts and a commentator describing the progress of the sperm’s race to penetrate the egg in excruciating detail and in the manner of an overexcited horse race commentator. Then there was a segment where 6-10 year olds asked a 17 year old about puberty and shit. Highlights of this session included: “What’s wanking?” “You can get in trouble for saying that word, it’s a rude word for Masturbation” and then, pertinently, “What are wet dreams like?” - his response: “Very, um… very wet.”. Anony, 8 year old me was as baffled then as you apparently are now.
